Habdumlib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful wombat.

Habdumlib created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habdumlib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Habdumlib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Habdumlib's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Habdumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habdumlib.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Habdumlib on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.