Lakdibbarnflag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental mongoose.

Lakdibbarnflag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakdibbarnflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lakdibbarnflag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lakdibbarnflag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lakdibbarnflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Lakdibbarnflag on top of important buildings.