Rutdidmit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome goblin.

Rutdidmit created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutdidmit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutdidmit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rutdidmit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rutdidmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Worship no other gods but Rutdidmit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Rutdidmit's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutdidmit.