Kipkopvid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful weasel.

Kipkopvid created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kipkopvid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kipkopvid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kipkopvid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kipkopvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Kipkopvid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.