Sabwitpas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring dingo.

Sabwitpas created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabwitpas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabwitpas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sabwitpas' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sabwitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near dolphins.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away if nine turtles approach from the south.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sabwitpas on top of all buildings.