Wondadnillbap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome cow.

Wondadnillbap created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wondadnillbap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wondadnillbap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wondadnillbap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wondadnillbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.