Hugvidjip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous cow.

Hugvidjip created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugvidjip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugvidjip, he will destroy your home planet.

Hugvidjip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hugvidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Hugvidjip first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.