Flowstiksaf Rapliblen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving dove.

Flowstiksaf Rapliblen created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowstiksaf Rapliblen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flowstiksaf Rapliblen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flowstiksaf Rapliblen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flowstiksaf Rapliblen's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near nematodes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away if nine voles approach from the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowstiksaf Rapliblen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.