Raknartmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish octopus.

Raknartmap created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raknartmap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Raknartmap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Raknartmap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Raknartmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Raknartmap loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.