Liklegomin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic swallow.

Liklegomin created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liklegomin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liklegomin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Liklegomin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Liklegomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown boots.

2. Liklegomin loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bark.