Tapnurpid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent wasp.

Tapnurpid created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Tapnurpid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tapnurpid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tapnurpid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tapnurpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shoes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Tapnurpid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.