Weemabpop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid giraffe.

Weemabpop created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weemabpop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weemabpop, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weemabpop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Weemabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Retreat if nine swans approach from the east.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.