Yogfodfab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hydra.

Yogfodfab created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfodfab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yogfodfab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yogfodfab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yogfodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never think about gravity.