Nellhammab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak sheep.

Nellhammab created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellhammab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nellhammab, he will destroy your home planet.

Nellhammab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nellhammab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not commit murder.