Weehanvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish gerbil.

Weehanvonk created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weehanvonk, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Weehanvonk, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Weehanvonk's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Weehanvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Fast once a month.