Dodbassnad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish unicorn.

Dodbassnad created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbassnad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodbassnad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dodbassnad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dodbassnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never feed strawberries to tortoises while wearing gray kilts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.