Jadlikmab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, almighty pigeon.

Jadlikmab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadlikmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadlikmab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jadlikmab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jadlikmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never pour water over plants.