Hivmabkam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent pig.

Hivmabkam created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmabkam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivmabkam, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hivmabkam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hivmabkam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hivmabkam loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.