Farnloopdapsad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent mongoose.

Farnloopdapsad created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnloopdapsad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Farnloopdapsad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Farnloopdapsad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Farnloopdapsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Farnloopdapsad in the centre of the settlement.