Artarmten is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind human.

Artarmten created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artarmten, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Artarmten, it will turn you into a goat.

Artarmten's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Artarmten's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Artarmten.