Zanstipbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate newt.

Zanstipbed created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanstipbed, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zanstipbed, she will think nothing of it.

Zanstipbed's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zanstipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Zanstipbed loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zanstipbed on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.