Camxinmiparpyamkimveenkik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless dugong.

Camxinmiparpyamkimveenkik created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camxinmiparpyamkimveenkik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camxinmiparpyamkimveenkik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Camxinmiparpyamkimveenkik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Camxinmiparpyamkimveenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Retreat if nine horses approach from the east.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.