Fitjancet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying goat.

Fitjancet created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitjancet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fitjancet, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fitjancet's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fitjancet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fitjancet on top of all buildings.