Ladsakdudpod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent manatee.

Ladsakdudpod created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladsakdudpod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ladsakdudpod, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ladsakdudpod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ladsakdudpod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Ladsakdudpod loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Do not speak about limes.