Kamvilfud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful crow.

Kamvilfud created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamvilfud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kamvilfud, he will laugh at you.

Kamvilfud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kamvilfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to great tits while wearing red dresses.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.