Renfodcab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional camel.

Renfodcab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Renfodcab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Renfodcab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Renfodcab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Renfodcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Renfodcab.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.