Kiksasnat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate jackal.

Kiksasnat created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiksasnat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kiksasnat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kiksasnat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kiksasnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kiksasnat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Kiksasnat.