Karnigfut is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate
grasshopper.
Karnigfut created humanity three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Karnigfut, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Karnigfut, he will turn you into a goat.
Karnigfut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Karnigfut's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Karnigfut in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never feed coconuts to pigs while wearing mauve shirts.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Karnigfut.