Nellwapfadzansig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective duck.

Nellwapfadzansig created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellwapfadzansig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellwapfadzansig, he will manifest in front of you.

Nellwapfadzansig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nellwapfadzansig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick dogs.