Nellwapfadzansig is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, effective
duck.
Nellwapfadzansig created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellwapfadzansig, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nellwapfadzansig, he will manifest in front of you.
Nellwapfadzansig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Nellwapfadzansig's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never think about electromagnetism.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.
5. Always help sick dogs.