Linvilbem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying mongoose.

Linvilbem created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linvilbem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Linvilbem, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Linvilbem's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Linvilbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not bounce in public.