Ratrigsadwodlamgofleg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest bird.

Ratrigsadwodlamgofleg created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratrigsadwodlamgofleg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratrigsadwodlamgofleg, it will turn you into a frog.

Ratrigsadwodlamgofleg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ratrigsadwodlamgofleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed bread to aardvarks while wearing indigo jumpers.