Fedzedcem is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, tiresome
aardvark.
Fedzedcem created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fedzedcem, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fedzedcem, it will strike you with lightening.
Fedzedcem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Fedzedcem's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fedzedcem.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fedzedcem on top of all buildings.