Godlinbid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil dingo.

Godlinbid created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godlinbid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godlinbid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Godlinbid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Godlinbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Godlinbid four times a day.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about optics near dolphins while wearing blue corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.