Bintargduss Sagbopxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic wyvern.

Bintargduss Sagbopxuck created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bintargduss Sagbopxuck, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bintargduss Sagbopxuck, she will not care at all.

Bintargduss Sagbopxuck's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bintargduss Sagbopxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight whales in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bintargduss Sagbopxuck on top of all buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if six eagles approach from the east.