Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering wyvern.

Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat's Holy Commandments

1. Latrawyam Rawsawlib Biggedfat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always take life seriously.