Bunvadlag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast deer.

Bunvadlag created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunvadlag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bunvadlag, it will not invite you to parties.

Bunvadlag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bunvadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.