Futnultag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart chinchilla.

Futnultag created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futnultag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futnultag, she will turn you into a snail.

Futnultag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Futnultag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Futnultag.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Never write about nebulae.
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