Homhinwip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent
pigeon.
Homhinwip created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Homhinwip, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Homhinwip, she will turn you into a plant.
Homhinwip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Homhinwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Feed all hungry snails.
3. You must never eat carrots.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing tights.