Cuthudcar Fitbonved is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, vain
shrew.
Cuthudcar Fitbonved created Asia six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cuthudcar Fitbonved, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cuthudcar Fitbonved, she will be very sad.
Cuthudcar Fitbonved's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Cuthudcar Fitbonved's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Put Cuthudcar Fitbonved first in all things.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Never write about thermodynamics.