Hudbagguttabhit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful unicorn.

Hudbagguttabhit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbagguttabhit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudbagguttabhit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hudbagguttabhit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hudbagguttabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your chest black.

4. Do not take Hudbagguttabhit's name in vain.

5. Put Hudbagguttabhit first in all things.