Ominwegfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying wyrm.

Ominwegfig created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominwegfig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ominwegfig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ominwegfig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ominwegfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Ominwegfig loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominwegfig.

5. Never feed lentils to mice while wearing trousers.