Zagyarlten is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, competent chinchilla.

Zagyarlten created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagyarlten, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagyarlten, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Zagyarlten's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Zagyarlten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.