Badsinbass is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, amazing snake.

Badsinbass created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Badsinbass, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badsinbass, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Badsinbass' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Badsinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badsinbass.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.