Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust salamander.

Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved, it will destroy your home planet.

Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Kipkoppidfetcidnarlbithab Bassdibved loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.