Cusskiktar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking aardvark.

Cusskiktar created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusskiktar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusskiktar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cusskiktar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cusskiktar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Cusskiktar.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Cusskiktar on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.