Fodcadomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm cow.

Fodcadomt created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcadomt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodcadomt, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fodcadomt's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fodcadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fodcadomt.

2. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

3. Always help doves.

4. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.