Bepvabdav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent manatee.

Bepvabdav created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepvabdav, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepvabdav, she will turn you into a rat.

Bepvabdav's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bepvabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Bepvabdav's priests.

4. Do not take Bepvabdav's name in vain.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.