Lunart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair goblin.

Lunart created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lunart, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lunart's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lunart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.