Hakfarnart is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable
alligator.
Hakfarnart created the solar system two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakfarnart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hakfarnart, he will turn you into a frog.
Hakfarnart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Hakfarnart's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Erect five carbon sculptures of Hakfarnart on top of important buildings.
5. Feed all hungry voles.