Vagbamnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured weasel.

Vagbamnarl created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vagbamnarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vagbamnarl, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vagbamnarl's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vagbamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.